The things that move us !

2011

2011-07-24T22:47:00.000-07:00

Over half way thru 2011. Where has the year gone, sometimes I wonder why I even bother to write in this blog.

Chris

2010-09-26T17:01:00.001-07:00

What is up??? It has been for ever!

Music - Sounds Similar

2010-04-21T09:44:00.000-07:00

While I listen to variety of music I stumbled upon a remix of Matt Goss's song Evil (found here) however I have listen to lots of 80's music which brings me to a song by Pet Shop Boys called " Love ect." now to me,the beginning of the two songs seem very similar to one another. Love ect. would need in increase in the BPM's. But both have a very similar back beat. You be the judge! take a listen at both an let me know what you think in the comments below.

Cheers

Chris

Amazing Horse Video

2010-04-14T11:32:00.000-07:00

I sure we have all followed the "Look at my Horse video(original)" , OK well this takes it one step farther.Syncing porn to the song and Bam! you have pure awesomeness, the lyrics have changed a little bit but nothing to crazy. Look my Horse (X-rated)
I hope you all enjoy.

Cheers,
Chris

Metropolis Records - New System Syn

2010-03-31T11:46:00.000-07:00

Ok where do I begin well , if you have followed the EBM/Industrail music scene in the last ten years then you will have heard of System Syn and Imperative Reaction. (I have seen both several times anyways.) System Syn (if you never heal) released a new album called " Here's to You" it is funny that the track "Inconvenient" is remixed by you guessed it Imperative Reaction. So Clint Carney's vocals in both bands, so I guess when did not enjoy the original song and wanted his own version thus the Imperative Reaction remix. This was done once before that I can think of being that it was a System Syn remix of a Imperative Reaction song called "Severed".. on the same note I have heard a clip of 'Losing My Religion" originally REM and to be honest it is not that bad. So keep listen to music and I will catch you all later.

Perhaps "Elptik" will make a come back this year.. That would be Awesome

Cheers

Society and Insurance

2010-03-05T18:23:00.000-08:00

So I have been wanting to write about this for a week or so. Where do I begin ,it all started when I was on my way to work when a person of ethnicity was not paying attention and manage to lane change when I was right next to them resulting in damage to my vehicle (not horrible but enough to ruin the nice paint job that I once had). Now apparently if you are involved in an accidental and follow all of the proper channels , when your insurance calls you to inquire about the accident just don't respond to their calls or any other form of communication and nothing will happen to you. I has become extremely aggravating when you get the run around by both insurance companies on what their going to do to remedy the problem.NOTHING!!!

Drug Clinic

2010-02-22T10:49:00.000-08:00

Well for all of you heavy heroin users your in luck.. You move to Denmark where you can go to the newly opened clinic to get your daily dose of the drug.Government dollars spent on this seems crazy to use that live in West, but hey perhaps it will reduce the amount of crime associated with the drug. To read the article click here.

Viral Vids

2010-02-19T17:55:00.000-08:00

So today I'm going to post a few videos that I though were funny take it or leave it for what it's worth.
The first Video is of a band called " Make the girl Dance" a very risque performance. The other is a cover of Kanye West "Can't tell me nothing" but this version features Zach Galifianakis , Zach is a number of movies but most will remember him from either "Out cold" or the "Hangover". Both funny movies, I saw the trailer to "Hot Tub Time machine" you can watch the trailer here.( this movie also features Zach as well as some other well known actors). Pick the version that you want to view the restricted version is better IMO. Anyways this movies going to rock, if you liked the 80's then this is probably something that you will want to see for yourself.

Laterz

Feb 14th

2010-02-13T23:41:00.000-08:00

Well in 20 minutes or so it will be Valentines... so why is it such a big deal.. who knows just another hallmark holiday in my opinion. Oh well what are you going to do. I feel like I'm running out of ideas, but right now I'm drinking/sampling Stone Russian Imperial Stout, it has a bold flavor but overall I'm enjoying the taste, thanks Craig! And while I watch a compilation sex games on skinnymax (Omax) , it is really lame too much talking and poor acting from wanna be actors/models. But they have awesome showers in these movies like they are HUGE!! seriously who has showers this big..till next time

Cheers

Chris

Last Day of 2009

2009-12-31T16:08:00.000-08:00

Well the day is among us here.. This was quite the year as far as world events go as well as life changing events. So go out there and have a awesome year and stick to your goals and hold your head up high.On a side note I found a funny link about tattoos, crazy some of things people put on there bodies but apprently there is cream that can be injected into the skin and your body begins to reject the ink and comes off as a scab. Pretty neat I think....

Halloween

2009-10-30T13:53:00.000-07:00

So I haven't posted in while and figured now would be as good as time as any. Being that Halloween is tomorrow , I will discuss the the costumes that girls wear : ) It is the only day of year that girls can dress like complete sluts and no one would think twice about it, the alarm would never go off. So teens/adults can dress this way more so than children which brings me to this. Kids should not wear this stuff..... Seriously would makes this shit. Pedophiles?!?! Since Bats go with the holiday here is a video of a giant bat.

Moving on make sure that you get lots of candy so it can rot your brain and teeth. Or here is an alternative instead of eating your candy.

Today's post will kind of be a two-fer and few days ago a buddy of mine linked a video to his page. So I dug a little bit to find some variations of the video. Enjoy. Cover of "Get on my Horse" or perhaps you would like the sing-along version. Here is the original.

Fall

2009-10-08T08:51:00.000-07:00

Well it it is finally starting to feel like fall, here in Vegas. I'm glad the weather cooled off a bit. It was a warm summer but, I would say , milder that previous years. Only a little of 2 months till the new year.Any new's years resolutions? none as of right now, but I 'm sure that I can think of something :) ....

I'm off..; till next time

Chris

Daft Punk !

2009-09-18T00:56:00.000-07:00

So if you have ever listen to electronic music at all , I sure you have heard of Daft Punk. A little insight about the duo, the member are Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter and their French what more needs to be said. Now if you have ever hear this song this is Thomas Bangalter, OK so the guy is talented right? Well every great DJ samples music so here (funny fake ideas) is where they got some of their sampling ideas. Then after their huge success with Stronger, Kayne West ripped the song off and here and here is how he did it. So in the end everyone sample but in my opinion I feel that Daft Punk did a much better job a sampling the orginal song.

Motorz

2009-09-09T11:22:00.000-07:00

So check out motors either here or at Motorz.com , it is an automotive enthusiast show hosted by Chris Duke. The installs that they tackle are bolt on's but they did do an excellence job of editing the show. I would recommend check it out or perhaps to kill some time.
Cheers

Chris

Blog Ideas

2009-09-01T21:54:00.000-07:00

Post some of your ideas of a new blog under the comments section and I will try to write about your suggestions.

Cheers

Chris

Automation

2009-09-01T21:51:00.000-07:00

After a discussion with a friend about automation of utility services and speaking to a machine rather than a live human. I will give you an example of what happens when you call a local service provider.

Machine: Hello , in just a few words please describe what you are calling for?
Me: Billing
Machine: I'm sorry I didn't understand that could you please repeat what you are calling for?
Me: Bill-ing
Machine: Did you say SERVICE?
Me: NO !
Machine: I'm sorry did you say SERVICE?
Me: No ! ( followed by a few select words about this service)
Machine: If you need to make a payment please visit our website at www.ShittyUtility.com
Me: Operator
Machine: Did you say service?
Me: (Hang up)

Industrial - Electro Pop

2009-08-28T19:13:00.001-07:00

So if you have ever heard of Stromkern (sample 1 , sample 2) you know the genre of music, well a British News reports the band to be a hip-hop act..What is the world coming to, this isn't real this isn't happening. On the subject of Industrial, Skinny Puppy is on tour and I plan to see them once again, the last show I saw was awesome.Come to think about it was at least 4-5 years ago now. With most bands or groups that are in the industrial-goth scene many of they have side projects, So after a little bit of research I find that Icon of Coil has 3 side projects they are: Combichrist , Panzer AG and Zombie girl. Now Combichrist and Panzer AG's vocals come from Andy LaPlegua.

And Zombie girl's is composed of Sebastian Komor and Rennee Cooper ,now it just dawn on me that these bands have side projects for another source of income or perhaps so they can open for them selves. Now if I saw Combichrist open for Icon of Coil or Panzer AG , I would fall over from laughing so hard. I could see the flyer now, Andy LaPlegua plays all night, Oh and he is a DJ's under Scandy so he could play the after party too. I not writing this to disrespect any band members of any band but rather give them a thumbs up for the dedication they have for the scene.

Well I off till next time

Cheers

Chris

Jizz in my pants - Puke in my mouth

2009-08-23T18:43:00.001-07:00

How in the world could I have missed these videos , check the links Jizz -Puke..

Cheers

Chris

Title Change

2009-08-20T09:55:00.000-07:00

So I change the title of the blog to " The things that move us !" from "Cars that bump in the night"
as always I find some of the most random shit on the net , Here is a guy I found that dances to industrial music from Southern California. His most recent video titled " Angry Industrial dance in Little Saigon" is funny yet cool. Some of his moves feature the lawnmower with a baby stroller and buy the apple juice while dancing , there are many more but , you'll have to watch to see them all.
I hope you enjoy the show..

Cheers
Chris

Car Parts

2009-08-17T17:59:00.000-07:00

So I found this site, you should go check it out. But look closely at the parts and descriptions. Oh and I would like to give a shout out to Craig, for a belated birthday. Ok till next time keep it real.

Cheers
Chris

Justice - Stress

2009-08-10T13:49:00.000-07:00

The French duo Justice released a Powerful music video some time ago, upon watching it you may finding it disturbing, so I caution you before watching it.

Here is a parody of the same video

Enjoy!

Cheers

Chris

2009-08-09T11:01:00.000-07:00

So what's is new with everyone, here we are already into August summer is almost over :( back to the cooler months. Hope everyone is doing well till next time .

Cheers

Chris

PG - Porn

2009-07-27T18:55:00.000-07:00

Ok this is some off the funniest stuff. you gotta watch it.. if you have seen B*ngBus videos then you will see the parody.

Helpful Bus

Roadside Ass-sistance

Nailing your Wife

Cheers
Chris

Craigslist ad and Faderhead

2009-07-19T08:56:00.000-07:00

Funny Craigslist listing

If you like industrial then I'm sure you will enjoy the sound of Faderhead check the video here. The video has great music and production value, guest appearances by And One (Teve Naghavi )Combichrist (Petersen) , Catastrophe Ballet (Eric Burton) and Myoonji Sadamune.Making the video , it has all of the cameos makes it easier to ID the band memebers.

Cheers
Chris

Funny Videos

2009-07-18T21:53:00.000-07:00

Enjoy the videos and game should kill about 30-45 mins depending how fast you can beat the game.
Enjoy

Check out these funny videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc <----- watch for the TV remote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4IsVT3ARuc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFMs2w9Qexg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8OWZyKIoU&feature=channel

Parody of the first video above:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO30g3s-FmE&feature=related

And this awesome game:

Crush the Castle

Sounds like....

2009-07-07T11:24:00.000-07:00

Here is a video I found while surfing the net,if you know what these cars sound like in real life, then you will find this to be funny..

Cheers

Independence Day

2009-07-04T09:23:00.000-07:00

I would like to say that we have made it to another celebration of the Independence of the United States of America. 233 Years later we are still united but for how long? Watch this video about amnesty here in United States, it seems like now more then ever , the political figures are trying to remove our freedoms that we have fought so hard for. I hope everyone has a safe and sane 4th of July. Enjoy the fireworks. here too.

Cheers

Chris

HVLV Everywhere

2009-07-03T10:10:00.000-07:00

So I was during some surfing last week when I came across a picture of a photo that seemed very similar to one I had from years past. I will let you be the judge. I found the picture below on hvlv.blogspot.com and the one above is from hvlv.org (go figure) two similar looking people both in Vegas.

Operation Neptune - June 30

2009-06-30T10:21:00.000-07:00

Today Marked the 65th anniversary end of Operation Neptune June 30 1944, Allied forces had a firm hold of Normandy. Here in colleville-sur-mer are the graves of those lost during this costly battle. I want to point out that I should have a few more posts then normal rather then dump it all at once I will submit 1 a day.

Around the World News

2009-06-28T13:57:00.001-07:00

Well it is an on-going battle with Customs and Boarder Protection about pocket knives.
Check out http://www.kniferights.org/ for all of the latest info on the knife ban. So what else is new with the worl Brazil beat USA in Confed Cup , I was hoping that USA would win but Brazil came back from behind.(oh well).. I have been listening to all kinds of new music, but if you enjoy the industrial scene check out the Dope Stars Inc. News Flash Bill Mays dies apparently 50 is the magic number first Jackson now Mays. Who is Next??

Cheers

June 26 2009

2009-06-26T11:11:00.000-07:00

Nothing new to report here in Aukamp-land. It appears to be sunny and they are calling( real weather anchor) for thunderstorms go figure. In other news GM(Government Motors) received a ruling by a federal judge , access 33.3 Billion Dollars moving the bankruptcy forward for GM. For their sake I hope that they are able to turn things around to keep the heartbeat of America alive and provide jobs to starving American workers.

I would like to say that Michael Jackson will be missed for his music. 1958-2009

Cheers

Chris

2009-06-25T13:56:00.000-07:00

Well it have been a whole year since the last rant, so on with show. Last night I helped a buddy replace his A/C system in his 1995 Buick Le Saber (what a name for a car) they should have grandma a$$ boat that handle like a land yacht. Regardless some of have no choice when we are poor college students. Anyway tacking the A/C system proved to be a 5 1/2 hour job with the breaks we took and some specialty tool that we needed to use, but in the end with only 18oz of R-134a I managed to get the 60 degree air we needed out of the system. ( the owner was happy lets hope it stays this way for a while :)

Part 2 of last night involved a call from another friend that need to diagnose a problem on an unknown automobile well here is what I do know about the situation:

1. The car is located in a Shitty part of town even worse when the sun goes down.

2. The car is leaking fluid that smells like popcorn ( power steering fluid).

3. Car is auto not manual gearbox

So after a few we minutes we were able to diagnose the problem to the power steering pump. and he was on his way.

Well until next time send me your questions and I will try to point you in the right direction.
Cheers,

Chris

Being Frugal

2008-06-03T14:51:00.001-07:00

I just read an article that I found interesting, at first glance of the title I thought that it was talking about people recycling used goods to purchase new ones. But , instead it is about those that shop for their food in dumpsters, now at first I was a little shocked but upon reading the articles it makes sense. If you practiced these methods you too could save big , however I feel that most people would not be willing to go this extreme ( but that is my two cents and that's why this is my page ;). On that note I have err... salvaged items that were being discarded and gave them new life. So it just depends how far you are willing to go in order to save some money along with the environment.

Here is the link to the article that I read.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24879628/

Cheers
Chris

Fuel price Blues

2008-05-30T19:50:00.000-07:00

Well , I think that we all know that fuel prices are continuing to rise through America. I kinda of feel like a puppet on a string , at the feet of oil companies and the governments regulation on energy. So what can you do about it , plenty.

*For starters try to plan out your errands, this you are not running across town just for one thing.

* Check your tire pressure every other fill up to maintain maximum mpg. And keep your car tuned up ie: Air filter , spark plugs , ignition wires.

*You can see gains by switching to a synthetic oil , by reducing friction in the drive train frees up power to the wheel, which in turn your engine does have to work as hard. Cost of these oils are higher than conventional oil but , drive train longevity and fuel cost are offset.

*Try carpooling or alternative methods of transportation such as riding a bicycle or walking to your destination.

I hope these Ideas help...
Till next time Cheers